Chloe. Scotland. I hate birds and get out me car.

toecruise:

toecruise:

i have more followers than people at my school

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cosbysweaterparty:

thebluelip-blondie:

postracialcomments:

QTNA

SPREAD THIS THE FUCK AROUND

THIS IS IMPORTANT DO NOT LET THEM PUT MICHAEL BROWN ON TRIAL FOR HIS MURDER

cosbysweaterparty:

thebluelip-blondie:

postracialcomments:

QTNA

SPREAD THIS THE FUCK AROUND

THIS IS IMPORTANT
DO NOT LET THEM PUT MICHAEL BROWN ON TRIAL FOR HIS MURDER

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

when u hear people laugh at the number 69

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wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

actionables:

I looked up the artist and his name is Johannes Stoetter and he is this really trippy guy who paints on people and

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HOW

THIS IS A FROG

BUT THOSE ARE REALLY PEOPLE AND

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THAT PINEAPPLE LOOKS ALIVE

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THIS TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN A BIT

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HE LOOKS DRAWN ON THE STAIRS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

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THE FUCK YOU SAY

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HOW CAN THIS BE REAL HOLY FRICK FRACK

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AFHHGFUAHFSAHFUGHDUAHF

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I SHOULD WORK AS AN ART CRITIC

The signs thoughts:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more.

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

dewgongo:

who dat, who dat
imagethat me -_-

Titan