i have more followers than people at my school
SPREAD THIS THE FUCK AROUND
THIS IS IMPORTANT
DO NOT LET THEM PUT MICHAEL BROWN ON TRIAL FOR HIS MURDER
when u hear people laugh at the number 69
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
I looked up the artist and his name is Johannes Stoetter and he is this really trippy guy who paints on people and
THIS IS A FROG
BUT THOSE ARE REALLY PEOPLE AND
THAT PINEAPPLE LOOKS ALIVE
THIS TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN A BIT
HE LOOKS DRAWN ON THE STAIRS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
THE FUCK YOU SAY
HOW CAN THIS BE REAL HOLY FRICK FRACK
I SHOULD WORK AS AN ART CRITIC
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more.
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU