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  1. hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    If you enjoy following annoying lil bitches then dafuqbruv is the blog for you

    First of all, what the FUCK

  2. April 20th with 2 notes
  3. hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    I just spent 9.99 on some velcro, what a rip off

  4. April 20th with 25 notes
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    Anonymous:

    "Love/hate" I fucking love your stupid ass eyes

    hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    I don’t have eyes on my ass

    April 20th with 5 notes
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  6. notchicken:

    notchicken:

    THERE’S THIS KID IN MY MATH CLASS WHO WEARS CAT EARS 

    EVERY 

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    DAY

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    ITS GETTING WEIRD

    I decided to join him

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    we’re starting a band 

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  8. whoredinarygirl:

    when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
    my sister tried killing me in the womb

  9. April 20th with 28,213 notes
    hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    Sorry no time to talk

    hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    dafuqbruv:

    hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    dafuqbruv:

    I’m so fancy
    You already know
    I’m in the fast lane
    From L.A. to Tokyo
    I’m so fancy
    Can’t you taste this gold?
    Remember my name, ‘bout to blow

    Please don’t sing iggy songs in vain she’s my idol

    I was stating a fact and singing a song at the same time

    I’m finished with this I have to watch Fargo but if I see you shit talking again you’ll be fargone

    Fargo the film? Or the tv show with Martin freeman?

    April 20th with 6 notes
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    hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    Sorry no time to talk

    hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

    dafuqbruv:

    I’m so fancy
    You already know
    I’m in the fast lane
    From L.A. to Tokyo
    I’m so fancy
    Can’t you taste this gold?
    Remember my name, ‘bout to blow

    Please don’t sing iggy songs in vain she’s my idol

    I was stating a fact and singing a song at the same time

    April 20th with 6 notes
  11. busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

    busy-tobeinlove:

    professionalcinnabon:

    professionalcinnabon:

    woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

    this is literally the best post ever

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